Vernon Dozier discusses recently released tapes of former New Orleans Saints coach Greg Williams encouraging his players to injure players on opposing teams. While Vernon realizes he's a high school coach there is something about that style of coaching that he wishes he could bring to the high school level. "Instead I got kids bringing apple sauce cake into my locker room that their MAH-MAH's made for them."
Chris Norton has started a new mobile entertainment service. He realizes because there is a need for a clean, Christian entertainer for bachelorette parties so Chris decided to hire himself out as a "clean, modest male dancer for bachelorette parties" wearing suits only, such as the suit of an English professor (tweed jacket) or a chef (carrying a giant spoon).
