Hour 1:
Child care expert Clara Bingham believes that Jon Benet Ramsey was blackmailed and then beaten to death Beauty Pageant Judges. Phil reads through a Sharper Image Catalogue and talks about teaching his kids how to drive "stick."
Hour 2:
Colleen Kristen Brewster joins the program to promote her "Princess Diana Travel Package" to Paris where you can facsimile the famous chase route. Phil talks about creationism.
Hour 3:
"Birds for Fuel" Private pilot Art Griego, disturbed by reports that birds sucked into jetliners' engines are threatening the safety of passengers, explains why he wants to grind up all of our feathered friends. Phil talks about psychics.
