Hour 1:
Brass Villanueva says Bush's win in the recount is a disaster for Latinos, because Texas has become a Mexican gulag after 5 years of Bush's governorship. Phil closes talking about a special webcast, rants about bad bands.
Hour 2:
Larry Grover blames his erectile dysfunction on the Democrats possibly taking Congress in 2002. He says Al Gore was lying about bipartisanship. Phil closes with years that end in 0, lawn darts.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Phil on politics. He says things will get better with George Bush in office (sarcastically?), and says Republicans have never had an original idea. Decorating the Christmas tree. SECOND HALF. Talk about Christmas in Hendrie home, allowances. Phil does Fat Alcoholic Warnings reading personals.
