Thursday, July 29, 2004
Hour 1: Phil exposes the secret, late-night life of his house-cat. And in a flashback, Bobbie Dooley shares her tip for still getting I.D.’d at the liquor store. She says she keeps herself young and “girlish” by telling her husband she hates him while flirtatiously running out of the room, crying.
Hour 2: Margaret Gray at the Democratic National Convention says Kerry is the man they need because he has feelings for the enemy and sympathizes with their cause.
Hour 3: In a flashback from earlier in the week, Margaret Grey reports that the Democratic Party expects African Americans to vote for them, but that this year the entire race has been given a reprieve. So black people, feel free to stay home on polling day, if you want.