Hour 1: Margaret claims Barbara Walters is stealing her interviews with Halle Berry and Sarah Jessica Parker [DJB].
Hour 2: Father McQuarters says that his thoughts of molestation and “stealing a kiss in the moonlight” can be absolved through self-confession. He tells callers to stop breaking the church’s balls over the molestation scandal, and says you’re dealing with an agent of God.
Hour 3: VARIETY. Colonel Buck Negro with more from the foremost conservative talk show host in the nation; his opinion cannot be budged [DJB].