Hour 1: Bob Green discusses the benefits of having a huge penis. In fact, one date he ended up pressing rape charges. Phil closes telling a story about Maria's dad, who looks like Ronald Reagan.
Hour 2: VARIETY.
Hour 3: Vernon Dozier as a child was deprived of the nipple, so now he goes around exposing the breasts of women who bottle-feeding children and shames them, saying they have two perfectly good breasts. He also asks lactating women for a drink of milk. "Maaan, I sure could use a lactating..." (15m).
