Steve Bosell guest hosted tonight. During the show he unburdened himself concerning Erica Dorton, the headmistress at his daughters middle school who constantly calls the Bosell house and breaths into the phone. Steve played tapes of the different “breathing calls” and even enlisted the aid of Dr. Jim Sadler who admitted at least one of the calls was him.
Later Steve talked about his interest in stand-up comedy and how he works parties on weekends doing some routines. He was mistakenly booked for a kids birthday party and he nervously watched one of the five-year-old’s eyeball him while slathering a roast beef sandwich with “shaved horseradish, neat.” Steve concluded when he heard the kid tell the mom “I like it shaved and neat” that maybe these kids were older than they looked. He told an Obama joke though and was thrown out….Later he talked about entertaining a frat party where he told knock-knock jokes.
David G. Hall checked in periodically to read Steve the riot act on how bad he was doing. “Ordinarily I wouldn’t mind this but you are sounding so asinine, my girlfriend has wet two pairs of panties and we’re looking for a laundromat as we speak…and I’ll tell you something else. I’m not laughing!