Hour 1:
Flashback of Straight Outta Chatsworth. Phil talks about his home being messy, does some flashbacks.
Hour 2:
Austin Amarka is a store Santa who promises kids absolutely anything they want and has no regrets. Phil closes by talking about Santa and presents.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Chris Norton wants to pose nude in Playboy showing men what to do when around sexy women. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about being invited to the Aspen Comedy Festival, and the fake 9-11 firefighter.
