Hour 1:
Dave Oliva joins the program to give advice to the people of Miami during the Elián González situation. Dave believes that the Immigration services should institute neighborhood sweeps for illegals because they are prone to rioting.
Hour 2:
"Should have used a Michelin!" Advertiser Brad Rifkin was recently fired over a proposed ad campaign that showed Elián González drifting in the Atlantic on a Michelin tire. Talk show host Combover Boy discusses his favorite prison shows.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about the Angels, songs from popular Disneyland attractions, and mail order hairloss products. "Make the Policeman think you're Grandpa" After Clara Bingham gets three DUIs she is forced to have her 8-year-old nephew drive her around, disguised
