Hour 1:
Steve Bosell contemplates suing Dr. Phil McGraw for encouraging openness in a marriage. Steve decides to open up his inner most sexual fantasies to April. One of them is his desire to stub out a lit Camel on her rear-end.
Hour 2:
Justin MacAlroy got called into the principals office for wearing a Phil Hendrie Show t-shirt to school. R.C. Collins claims he's Dale Earnheart Jr. Phil reads some e-mail. John Anes promotes his steakhouse. Phil reads some more news and talks about the Critics Choice Awards.
Hour 3:
RC Collins is upset because he was bidding on a Syrian insurgent skull on EBay and the item was removed.
