Hour 1: Doug Dangger told an annoying band to turn off their music so he and his friend could sip white wine. Doug thinks that because of 9/11, music is now irrelevant.
Hour 2: VARIETY.
Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is contributing to his premature sexual problems. When he tries to think of sports to avoid premature ejaculation he thinks of the Swimsuit Issue.