Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Hour 1: It’s “News That Hockey Players Can Understand.” Filling in for regular reporter Bud Dickman is Moose Magorren from Yellowknife, Canada.

Hour 2: Rudy Canoza says Vicente Fox is sticking his finger in George Bush’s chest and saying ‘You’re gonna take these immigrants’.

Hour 3: Justin McElroy wrote a column for the school newspaper called ‘Just Be My Mom, Not A Piece of Ass’. He’s sick of seeing 50 year old moms coming into McDonalds, eating salads, and pretending to be MILFs seeking teenage action.