Tuesday, July 29, 2003
Hour 1: Dave Oliva says that we need to see a photo of the dead Bob Hope to prove he actually died.
Hour 2: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover is trying to get a law into the books that would make it illegal for a woman to not go through with the act once sex has started. He had freaked out his last girlfriend by telling her he was going to borax the sheets after the act. (SECOND HALF) David G Hall yells at Phil for not wanting to do a Bob Hope tribute.
Hour 3: VARIETY.