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Tonight, it was Ted Bell outraged that a customer threw a plate of ice cream in his face…ice cream that Ted failed to tell her was made from human breast milk. And Doug Dannger believes that Charlie Sheen is every bit the rock star Charlie Sheen says he is.

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    rocko-reg722

    The Ted bit was the only good bit I have heard in weeks. Enough of the Patriot/only political bits, they are wearing thin. Get back to some outlandishness like the Ted bit.

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    frizzo

    MEDIC!!!

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    kenestep29

    I am kidding. sorry that was mean. Long time fan.

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    kenestep29

    Yea what a fatty!

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    xxxMST3Kxxx

    Hey Phil Thanks for mentioning my email I sent to you awhile back and stating your argument for Deism. Sorry, it was an excellent rant as always but you have to realize most Atheists believe that the very thing you used for an argument for a "God" is what Atheists use against the creation of God and Gods. I guess you have to decide whether you believed it is cognitively programmed or developed natural through natural changes in the Brain. You can make an argument for both sides. Peace, Love ya Man

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    mileshedgehog

    now, even more than ever, Ted Bell Bear and Buddy Bear need a hedgehog friend.

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    kingchristopher

    Why can't I order a Ted's of Beverly Hills bowling shirt….damn it I need a Ted!

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    bcb813

    I just had a DynaPep enema and I fill soooooooo much better.

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    vanamonde

    Are these comments about the show or some stupid political chat thread? I think it's hilarious how you guys can't understand a non-leftist democrat like phil.

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    link2randle

    Phil is really getting fat.. Hmmm?

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    gianmarc-reg238

    I am now officially dead. Thank you and goodnight.

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    ChapelPerilous

    @knifechase

    simply referring to his Gaddafi rant during Monday's last hour….you nailed the right word: illogic.

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    gianmarc-reg487

    I'm frothing at the mouth with videocast withdrawal. Help. Somebody. Anybody. I'm dying over here. Dying.

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    knifechase

    @ChapelPerilous I don't quite understand what you meant about Libya. I haven't yet listened to the entire show. Please clarify.
    As for Phil's positions on American foreign policy, I don't know if/how he's "adjusted" them for his new persona (given that they were already neocon), but as they've applied to Iraq/Afghanistan, I was really surprised at his glaring illogic.

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    ChapelPerilous

    @knifechase

    Indeed!…Monday, in the "news hour", Phil went on about Gaddafi being in denial about his people revolting against him…when Gaddafi said the protestors had come into Libya from other countries….yet, in Phil's mind, the resistance felt be the Americans in Iraq was purely "insurgent". Really?…REALLY??…come on Phil…you can't have it both ways…The news hour is often very entertaining…but sometimes he does expose his ignorance and political prejudices…..whatever…I usually just end the show there and let him ramble on to whomever buys that rot. I'm a huge Phil fan….much respect and love to him for his talent and effort…but he sounds like a total bell end when he talks about the Middle East…and how backwards he thinks they all are there. It's lame…but I consider it the price of admission to his world.

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    knifechase

    Phil needs to dead this patriot radio shit. He's been trying to play it off as a parody (like Colbert), but it's a totally transparent capitulation to the right-wingers that dominate the industry.

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    gracepd

    OMG – who is ''slittle'' to critique the great Phil? Risible!

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    bcb813

    Hey Ted I sure could go for a tin foil wrapped baked potato off the Potato Tree right about now.

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    sittle

    Damn… if only the material was upgraded along with the video…

    On Teds bit, I felt it got on a little long and the bait wasn't so compelling… Ted's main thought that the woman was upset with Ted for unknowingly serving her breast milk ice cream, Ted believes she was mad at him because she was elderly and "dried up"… not really hillarious, but entertaining, mostly due to Ted's foibles.

    The Patriot washing is useless on this setup, this isn't a Patriot related issue… Nice live read with Ted for Dynapep…

    Nice interactions after the 20 minute mark with the caller (Sherri). Ted had some cuties re: spooge in stew… etc…

    Ted's crying seemed really out of character… I didn't think it was funny… Ted's funnier when he's elitist, indignant and pompous … He's just like Marg, Ted's character doesn't snivel, its out of character for such a strong and proud person.

    There wasn't a lot of progress to the bit, Ted just fielded calls about the breastmilk ice cream and the conversation didn't get away from that, the bit did stay entertaining as Ted fired off some cuties to shoot down the callers. Not bad…

    The Doug Dannger setup wasn't that compelling, and not very phunny, a chuckle or two, but nothing revolutionary here. Obviously not a compelling piece, 1 caller over 30 minutes and Phil moves on, lamenting the character / story choice.

    I think the material could've worked within the "Patriot Radio" framing, if Doug came on and got preachy about how "Patriots parents should look to trailblazers like Charlie Sheen, who are productive and innovative members of society, holding down jobs and helping this economy to recover…"… Use the Patriot Radio to draw em in, then challenge the parents with the Gay man (and Gay journalist) who's telling them how to raise their kids…. Could've worked with more planning. Margaret might have been more relatable to mothers.

    On the Dannger scale 2 gay thumbs up, 3 down…

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    knifechase

    Damn! This new camera, with the green screen, fucking kills! Loving it.

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    JMacQ77

    Monday's videocast looked great while the stream was going. But several times it froze and seemed to time out, ending up with a blank black screen in the Flash payer with the little white "Play" arrow." I had to reload the link and seek to the approximate time where it glitched out to resume play. Not a problem on my end — I have a solid 20Mbps connection that was good the whole time and a fast Core i7 gaming PC. But overall I was very impressed with the improvement in video quality. Good work guys! Iron out the kinks in your servers and it'll be the best streaming video you can find.

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    junkbox

    He's Ted Bell.

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