Hour 1:
Lloyd Bonifide thinks it's a misuse of funds for New York City to distribute official NYC brand condoms. Phil talks about coin collecting and today's currency. Phil talks about Bobbie Dooley's page on MySpace.com. Phil talks about last night's live chat with Sweetfeatheryjesus.com and talks about a new film coming out about WWII. Phil fires Bud for butting in and Raj Faneen sings "Saw An American" with music. Bing Crosby talks about St.Patty's Day.
Hour 2:
Bobbie Dooley wants to sleep with the husband of a fellow member of the Western Estates Homeowners Association board. Bobbie says if she can seduce that woman's husband she'll be able to discredit her.
Hour 3:
Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are going around tapping on kids cards and looking for drugs. He admits to giving an young girl a full body cavity search.
