Phil announces the show is returning to Houston…..King of the Hill is over..Phil did some final voice work for it today…..Phil expresses his depression over talk radio trade magazine….Jeff Dowder calls to say it “would be funny” if the Runaway Bride ran away again and this time “is raped and killed and no one believes it.”….Bob Green calls and wonders if Lynndie England suffers from Downs Syndrome…Father McQuarters calls to say something else about retardation…Basically the whole final thirty minutes of this hour had to do with “pan-faces” and “gloids”……
Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, comes on to say that if it is discovered Paula Abdul helped one of the contestants on American Idol, the fans of that show “will come out of their cages like Bakersfield apes. There could be incidents of cannibalism…”
Dave Oliva, wannabe LAPD is concerned…..the man who was going to marry the Runaway Bride might suddenly get angry with her and “backhand her like Rod Laver at the Australian Open…” If Dave is the cop responding to that call he is going to be torn: A man shouldn’t hit a woman but, on the other hand, she did make him look “like a horse’s be-hind in front of all of America.”
HEY PORTLAND AND HOUSTON AREA LISTENERS!!!!! DON’T FRET, PHIL IS COMING BACK TO YOUR CITY! STARTING MAY 9th PHIL WILL BE ON THE AIR AT KCMD 970 AM PORTLAND WEEKDAYS FROM 9PM TO MIDNIGHT. YOU HOUSTON CITY SLICKERS WILL BE ABLE TO START TUNING IN TO PHIL NEXT WEEK AT 100,000 WATTS, THAT’S RIGHT, FM RADIO!! STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO….