Wednesday, August 4, 2004

Hour 1: Jay Santos is jealous about his son’s inappropriate sexual relationship with his teacher. He’s asking people not to talk about Mary Kay Letourneau otherwise he’ll ask them to step outside and show some ID; after all, it’s trivial and there’s a war going on. Flashback of 2004-08-03b MGR.

Hour 2: Another installment of “Please Don’t Do It Mr. Leno.” Jay Leno repeats the line that he is an, “Equal opportunity offender,” and does not take political sides. Meanwhile, Phil begs him to shut up and eventually must resort to firepower.

Hour 3: Greg calls in to discuss the rape accusations against Kobe Bryant and argues with Phil about who is leaking info to the media. Suddenly he remembers his son has been sitting in a parked car for 12 hours and rushes off. When he returns, Phil asks him if his child is well, to which Greg replies, “Well done.”