It was Vernon Dozier doing battle with Dr. Jim Sadler tonight over who is more of a “MA-MA boy.” (Not Ma-Ma’s boy says Vernon because that’s possessive and Vernon’s “masculist” group doesn’t accept any man being possessed by his MA-MA) Dr. Sadler became so upset at losing the debate he got in his car and drove to Dozier’s house where he tried to gain access by posing as a pizza delivery guy and a telegram courier. Neither worked and Sadler called Phil’s show back, crying…
Phil and his crew discussed Steve Harvey crying on TV Wednesday afternoon….
Jay Santos discussed with Phil the story of a child ejected from a car in Russia and almost being run down by a semi. A similar thing happened to two of Jay’s adopted sons, a “Pacific Islander” named Reggie and an “Asian” named Jerry. Jay’s third son, an African-American named Cleon was safe. The two boys were “fired from the car, parallel to the ground, at about 50 miles an hour straight into a snow bank. Their diapers were almost completely torn off “due to wind shear.”