Dave Castorini from the Castorini Youth Ministries joined the show tonight to talk about his ‘prayer counselors,” young women he can send over to Marcus Bachmann’s house for “six solid hours of good, honest sex” so there’s no doubt about his heterosexuality….
Jay Santos followed up with Phil about last weeks San Diego blackout and how a restraining order was filed against him and the Citizens Axiliary Police for entering a woman’s home thinking she may be in danger only to find her sitting on the toilet.
Also, Roland Schwinn made brief appearance representing people “who take up lots of space” He is joining a lawsuit against White Castle. His claim concerns what he says is “too much distance between the seats and the condiments and that I get winded getting up to get ketchup.”
