It was Bob Green as our first guest tonight. This liberal chairman of Frazier Foods tells Phil that his billboard showing a womans thighs and a string hanging between them will help parents break the ice with their daughters about their menstrual cycles. Mr. Green tried to justify hiding in a closet and peaking at his sisters using tampons when he was young as a sort of self-education. He told Phil “I don’t want that to happen to other kids. I already caught my sons doing it…to their mother”
Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center and Prison Reform Outreach argued with Phil tonight about prisoners having cell phones. California’s prison guards, says Dean, are the best in the world but to make ends meet they are forced to sell prisoners cell phones. In typical liberal fashion Dean then says that if the guards were paid better they could go into those prisoners cells and confiscate the phones that they’d just sold them. Dean tells Phil that the only reason “Chuck Manson” has two cell phones is so he can call for help if he’s getting his ass kicked by other prisoners.
