Vernon Dozier almost has a stroke tonight explaining the indignation of having to hear the father of one of his students compare him to Forrest Gump... Bob Green tries to the see the bright side of a proposed Egyptian law that would allow a man to have sex with the body of his dead wife up to six hours after she's gone Don Berman returns to the show with "Mr. Dean" who apologizes to Phil for his repeated use of the espresso machine the other night With Debbie Daily, Margaret Grey and Justin McElroy

Bob Green may have slapped a female employee on the ass but, according to him, that's nothing compared to calling the North Koreans a bunch of "bowl haircuts" for screwing up their missile launch. Bob Green's first wife had a younger brother she could order to do her bidding and it scared hell out of him Later it's Dr. Jim Sadler who is sympathetic to John Edwards plight. If your wife finds out you are having an affair and she's anything like Bob's first wife, there could be trouble. Bob's wife would "order her idiot younger brother to tamper with my brakes. She could order him out in the middle of the night to seek out and strangle her enemies," warned Bob With Roy Biskey and Clara Bingham

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Bob Green, Ted Bell and David G. Hall joined a discussion on the wisdom of abortion as a talk show topic  one week from Valentines Day. All agreed it's a bad idea and that Phil should cool it. Bob Green also brought up Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump's daughter misidentified as Trumps wife by all three idiots and what Bob believed was "evidence of a man"on her mouth during a Piers Morgan interview Tony Carter, free lance journalist, talked with Phil about a recently surfaced FBI report on Stephen Jobs that was decidedly negative. Tony said that report validated his own belief that Jobs was "the scum of the earth."

When a female customer comes into Frazier Foods and asks Bob Green "Where are your meat thermometers" Bob claims he heard "Where's your meat thermometer" and assumes the womans hitting on him. Bob responds by looking between his legs and making tongue-licking faces at his produce guys. The woman accuses Bob of sexual harrassment and the fun begins..... With Vernon Dozier and his brother Charlie "Ding Ding" Dozier

Since we finished converting the 2004 archives into downloadable format last week, Alex moved onto 2003 this week. The Dec. 2003 archives have been converted, uploaded, and are now available for download! Cheers!Kanatha Grisvard

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