Among other things, Bobbie talks about the Christmas lights at Western Estates and how they "must be up by Thanksgiving, no exceptions". And if you are elderly and have a tough time, well "you're on your own".
Bobbie wants to talk further about the upcoming Fall-tacular and the history of the 'taculars, but Steve keeps butting in. And what happens next isn't good.
Bobbie gets everyone oriented for Halloween with instructions on how many kids are allowed to "trick and treat", what to do when you see "one of these real big kids", and her post-Halloween Calisthenics for Kids.
Bobbie recaps the Fall-tacular, including the "fertility dance", getting pushed into seven layer dip, and keeping reporters who are nosey about their fund-raising activities at bay.
Bobbie discovers Jepperson Kindershaw's BMW flipped on its roof on Fank Rd., off the back entrance to Western Estates. With a little detective work, she finds out who was driving!
Bobbie introduces us to her personal attorney, Evan Bursner, a man she has retained to: A.) sue Phil Hendrie, and B.) if she ever "needs to" divorce Steve.
Bobbie talks about a trip she and Steve took to a Wisconsin spa while visiting Steve's father in prison.Brought to you by Hover.com. Enter discount code "worldofphil" for 10% off your new domain.
Bobbie hasn't planned anything so she decides to "improvisize". She talks about a weird custom they have at their house of alternating people to carve each slice of the Thanksgiving bird.