Bobbie wants to talk further about the upcoming Fall-tacular and the history of the 'taculars, but Steve keeps butting in. And what happens next isn't good.

Bobbie introduces us to her personal attorney, Evan Bursner, a man she has retained to: A.) sue Phil Hendrie, and B.) if she ever "needs to" divorce Steve.

Bobbie recaps the Fall-tacular, including the "fertility dance", getting pushed into seven layer dip, and keeping reporters who are nosey about their fund-raising activities at bay.

Bobbie talked about an upcoming photo shoot for Cocktails and Patio magazine.

Bobbie tries to explain the recent Morton's Nashville controversy...and doesn't do it very well.

Bobbie talks about "passing broken wind" while rehearsing a dance for the Winter-tacular.

Bobbie comments briefly about what she sees as the jealousy of some women who write her critical e-mails and about "benevolent creepy-crawling". She also discusses "suspicious looking" babies.

Bobbie updates us on how well Steve and the boys weathered a flu bug. Plus she talks about her favorite sushi place and the, apparently, weird town it's in.