We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs'  "Movers and Shakers" list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed "eye crimp, head dent and sag." Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner's next move should be. Harvey doesn't think quitting or even arrest is the answer. "What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?" Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars....heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

"Dean Wheeler came on and said it was funny that he wanted to see the Fox reporter lifted off the ground by the wind and carried backwards at a high rate of speed through a glass store front" Show Log For Tuesday August 28, 2012Tonight, Gene Decarta, Vernon Dozier's brother-in-law, talked about imagining a street sign coming loose from the hurricane winds in Louisianna and slamming into Anderson Cooper's head, such is his dislike of CNN's whole editorial stance. Dean Wheeler came on and said it was funny that he wanted to see the Fox reporter lifted off the ground by the wind and carried backwards at a high rate of speed through a glass store front. Bob Bakian, the reporter who can't speak or even function intelligently without "news music" behind him, reported from New Orleans on the progress of Isaac. Chris Norton and Dr. Jim Sadler talked about STD's in the porn business and how Chris infected Jim's wife-to-be in a sex scene on her last day as an adult film actress