Picadilly Billy bore a striking resemblance to Charlie Chaplin Christian Tomba, famous British psychic guested on the show and talked about Sylvia Browne, another big name psychic. She recently butchered up a prediction about Amanda Berry, one of three kidnapped girls found alive this week after a decade as a hostage in a Cleveland home. Tomba mentioned the case of "Picadilly Billy," one that he carved up by saying an abducted kid would be found "under a wheelbarrow" and in fact they found the child, safe and alive, "in a cemnt mixer, only minutes away from becoming part of a pool deck" Chris Norton is in a bit of a quandary. He understands how dangerous an obsessed woman can be but its also a bit of a status symbol to have a female "so into you she wants to take a straight razor to you." Duiring the interview, Chris sees a girl named Luanne come into the bar he's at, a girl that has been following him around. "For the pair on her, yes, I'd risk being slaughtered up."

Nessie playing "swim and seek" Chris Norton joined us to discusss the Kraft Zesty Italian Dressing ad featuring a hunky guy laying on a table cloth. Chris said if you audition for that commercial you have to be able to "will your muscles to flex" and you have to really keep it "tucked up in those shorts..." Casting director Jay Dane also joined the show to talk about how great the ad series is because it pretty much calls out women to be the wanton sex addicts that they are... Art Bell made a rare appearance with General Johnson Jameson looking for the Loch Ness monster Also Dr. Ron Tarner talked about the Loch Ness monster playing "peek-a-boo" and "swim and seek" as a way of avoiding detection  

Chris Norton, along with his "manager" Lance Germaine, are selling their line of Germaine Hair Care and Salon products because, in Chris' words, "if you look around it's obvious women aren't getting their money's worth out of the beauty products they're currently using".

Chris Norton and his friends are worried for the safety of Hermosa Beach. But they're not worried about some tourists trashing the beach... they're more concerned that fat tourists are going to make them look bad. Chris and his friends are incredibly good looking, and they want to keep the neighborhood that way!   Click here to listen now!

Porn star Garrett Thermometer Tonight it was a phantasmogoria of lights and twirling weirdness. Doug Dannger...no, wait a minute, Father James McQuarters commented on Whitey Bulger going down for the count. The Father doesn't like Whitey but loved "The Departed." Later Chris Norton discussed his first directorial effiort in the adult film field.."Lust Makes The World Go 'Round" (It might also be called "Lust On The Sun") The film will have a real cavalcade of talent: Danny Bratwurst, Sylvia Cavity, Garrett Thermometer (He takes their temperature) Pete Package, Bob Flank Steak and of course Bottled Water Girl......because "she comes in the back door..." A debate about, what else, health care featured, who else, Larry Grover and Dean Wheeler and, as fate would have it, Dean is calling from the set of Chris' movie where Dean's wife Emerelda is about to take on Garrett Thermometer

A special hour-long Classic Podcast features Chris Norton as the producer of a pilot for a new reality show, "Diet Island", a takeoff on "Temptation Island". The prize to the lady who can shed the most pounds? Why, it's Chris himself, of course!   CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW!

SHOW LOG FOR FRIDAY MAY 30, 2014 Margaret was bitching about how she didn't get her VIP pass to Phil's show at the Hollywood Improv as quickly as some of our winners get their coffee mugs, even one of the guys who won this morning. And they discussed the controversial nature of the VIP giveaway this morning...(listejn to the pre-show) Chris Norton joined the program to talk about a new restaurant he's opening, based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Only he calles it Mex-Tex or "Mess-Tess." The restaurant will feature wifi enabling patrons to "sext" each other, send sexual texts. Hence the name Sext-Tex. Or as Chris calls it "Sexx-Tess." Whatever. Don Berman was afforded another appearance on the show this morning due to technical malfunctions yesterday morning. What Don chose to talk about was the sale of the Clippers for 2 billion and of course carved it up and wound up hanging up on Phil. Did we use the word 'up' enough?  

Linda Cohn distracted Don Micksa this morning Elections results were reviewed by Don Micksa at the University of Washington, who was briefly sidetracked by the tight black skirt on a female anchor at ESPN. General Shaw and Margaret Grey also weighed in... Ted Bell and Chef Carl Chodillia had issues with Phil saying Chris Christie shanked Obama in the back with his opinion that there was no oleadership in the White House. Phil said Christie "took a knife from a block of cheese and another knife from a slab of bacon and sunk them both in Obama's back." Also Steve Bosell called to express his hurt at hearing Phil talk about two other ESPN anchors, Chris McHendry and Britt McHenry,and how they are possibly related to him.....making them optimum sex slaves....  A complete site redesign by 2015 means more features and access to all things Phil than ever before. Why wait? It would be foolhardy. Sign up by clicking here!