Chris Norton, along with his "manager" Lance Germaine, are selling their line of Germaine Hair Care and Salon products because, in Chris' words, "if you look around it's obvious women aren't getting their money's worth out of the beauty products they're currently using".

Porn star Garrett Thermometer Tonight it was a phantasmogoria of lights and twirling weirdness. Doug Dannger...no, wait a minute, Father James McQuarters commented on Whitey Bulger going down for the count. The Father doesn't like Whitey but loved "The Departed." Later Chris Norton discussed his first directorial effiort in the adult film field.."Lust Makes The World Go 'Round" (It might also be called "Lust On The Sun") The film will have a real cavalcade of talent: Danny Bratwurst, Sylvia Cavity, Garrett Thermometer (He takes their temperature) Pete Package, Bob Flank Steak and of course Bottled Water Girl......because "she comes in the back door..." A debate about, what else, health care featured, who else, Larry Grover and Dean Wheeler and, as fate would have it, Dean is calling from the set of Chris' movie where Dean's wife Emerelda is about to take on Garrett Thermometer

              Picadilly Billy bore a striking resemblance to Charlie Chaplin Christian Tomba, famous British psychic guested on the show and talked about Sylvia Browne, another big name psychic. She recently butchered up a prediction about Amanda Berry, one of three kidnapped girls found alive this week after a decade as a hostage in a Cleveland home. Tomba mentioned the case of "Picadilly Billy," one that he carved up by saying an abducted kid would be found "under a wheelbarrow" and in fact they found the child, safe and alive, "in a cemnt mixer, only minutes away from becoming part of a pool deck" Chris Norton is in a bit of a quandary. He understands how dangerous an obsessed woman can be but its also a bit of a status symbol to have a female "so into you she wants to take a straight razor to you." Duiring the interview, Chris sees a girl named Luanne come into the bar he's at, a girl that has been following him around. "For the pair on her, yes, I'd risk being slaughtered up."