A gift subscription to the Phil Hendrie Show website they'll want .....trust us..... and then there's the online store with oodles of things like the Ted's of Beverly Hills Hoodie..... Did we mention that with every $75 order you get 2 free Phil Hendrie Show shot glasses, your drinking problem not withstanding?

This horrid sweater can make any normal mother look like something out of "Basket Case."

"I'll kill me an elf tonight...and you know I'm not kidding."-Santa Claus, pissed that the elves are farting and using the table saw while Margaret is singing   Click here to watch now!