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           What happens when you text and drive It's flare drop time with Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Cell phones may be banned from use in cars because of a recommendation by the NTSB. Jay is running flare drops-traffic stops where flares are dropped so as to funnel traffic into one lane-and asking people who they are talking to on their cell phones and why. If the answer is unsatisfactory, Jay takes the phone and throws it like he's trying to hit home plate from centerfield. Will Jay survive this rash interdiction of normal human behavior? Are bears Catholic?

Ep. 186

Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police react to new laws against cellphone use by "monitoring" people's cell phone calls so there's nothing "juicy" that could wind up ruining marriages. It happened to Jay's dad. From May, 2001.
The Citizens Auxiliary Police was founded in 1996 by a Major Elvis Newton in Torrance, California. Newton, himself a shadowy figure with some past military association, is said to have handed down his idea for an aggressive civilian police auxiliary to Jay Santos, a neighbor, while sitting in a darkened living room, chain smoking Pall Malls. Organized loosely arouind the rank and leadership structure of The Federation of Planets, a ficticious entity from televisions 'Star Trek' series, the CAP says its mission is to "take a peek over the shoulder of the police." They view themselves as being "on the front lines of law enforcement" though they take they're only real authority from the legal concept of "citizens arrest." They're "official" uniform is a pith or safari helmet, a blue arm-band, bermuda shorts and wing-tips with knee socks. Among their various ranks are SubCommander, Brigadier Admiral (Jay's rank which seems to be second in command for the entire CAP) and the leaders rank of Major, held by Elvis Newton who hasn't been seen in public for many years. The CAP apparently has sister organizations throughout the United States. These include the Gator Brigade (Florida) The Beaver Battalion or Beave Battalion (Oregon) West Texas Range Riders (Texas)  and the New York State Simulated Police (New York) For a listener's idea of what Jay looks like, please see the caricature accompanying this article.
The Citizens Auxiliary Police was founded in 1996 by a Major Elvis Newton in Torrance, California. Newton, himself a shadowy figure with some past military association, is said to have handed down his idea for an aggressive civilian police auxiliary to Jay Santos, a neighbor, while sitting in a darkened living room, chain smoking Pall Malls. Organized loosely arouind the rank and leadership structure of The Federation of Planets, a ficticious entity from televisions 'Star Trek' series, the CAP says its mission is to "take a peek over the shoulder of the police." They view themselves as being "on the front lines of law enforcement" though they take they're only real authority from the legal concept of "citizens arrest." They're "official" uniform is a pith or safari helmet, a blue arm-band, bermuda shorts and wing-tips with knee socks. Among their various ranks are SubCommander, Brigadier Admiral (Jay's rank which seems to be second in command for the entire CAP) and the leaders rank of Major, held by Elvis Newton who hasn't been seen in public for many years. The CAP apparently has sister organizations throughout the United States. These include the Gator Brigade (Florida) The Beaver Battalion or Beave Battalion (Oregon) West Texas Range Riders (Texas)  and the New York State Simulated Police (New York) For a listener's idea of what Jay looks like, please see the caricature accompanying this article.

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"Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to discus 'The Frankenstien Stroll' and other CAP techniques that he would have employed in subduing the Miami 'cannibal.'" Show Log For Wednesday, May 30 2012Tonight Steve Bosell of Corona California joined Phil for a frank discussion of what effect the mauling of a Miami man had on Steve's psyche and ability to just get through the day. He told Phil and his audience he needs to "get away to a friends fishing lodge in Ontario, Canada to process everything." Vernon Dozier called to taunt Steve with the accusation that he needs his "MAMA!"Steve's hideaway Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to discus "The Frankenstien Stroll" and other CAP techniques that he would have employed in subduing the Miami "cannibal" including one in which he would headlock the perpetrator and then twist his head from right to left "like in the movie 'In The Line Of Fire.'
Jay Santos comments on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo.(0:03:47)
2010 Championship Parade Information // June 17, 2010 --> LOS ANGELES LAKERS HOST DOWNTOWN PARADE TO CELEBRATE 16TH NBA CHAMPIONSHIP From the desk of Brigadier Admiral Jay Santos 'OS ANGE'ES – The 'os Ange'es 'akers wi'' host a ce'ebratory parade for a'' 'ocal fans on Monday, June 21, starting at STAP'ES Center and trave'ing south on Figueroa Street to Jefferson Bou'evard, just north of the USC campus and Ga'en Center. By defeating the Boston Ce'tics for the 2010 NBA championship, the 'akers not on'y earned the franchise’s 16th 'eague tit'e but a'so repeated as champions for the third time in the past decade. The 'akers have won back-to-back tit'es a tota' of seven times in franchise history, tying the NBA mark previous'y he'd by the Ce'tics. Tonight’s victory marks on'y the fourth of the 'akers’ 16 NBA tit'es that went to a deciding seventh game, and the first time besting the Ce'tics in a seventh game. Based on attendance for the 2002 NBA championship parade and 'ast season’s festivities, the Citizens Auxi'iary Police anticipate a crowd of between maybe 2,000  and probab'y a mi''ion fans 'ining the two-mi'e parade route a'ong South Figueroa Street. Whi'e the City of 'os Ange'es and hometown 'akers he'd an accompanying ra''y attended by more than 95,000 inside the Co'iseum to mark the 2009 championship, this time around, p'ayers wi'' interact with fans from a customized f'at-bed f'oat, equipped with audio capabi'ities. That wi'' he'p to mitigate anticipated pedestrian and traffic congestion, whi'e a'so re'ieving security, sanitation and other civic demands otherwise required of the privately funded 2010 ceremonies. Beginning at approximate'y e'even a.m. (PDT), 'akers p'ayers and their famil'es wi'' board the customized f'oat at STAP'ES Center, and begin winding their way down South Figueroa Street toward the USC campus before turning east on Jefferson Bou'evard at the Ga'en Center to comp'ete the parade. A convoy of doub'e-decker, open-air buses and other attending vehic'es wi'' carry 'akers coaches and staff, members of the Buss fami'y ownership group, team officia's, and the 'aker Gir's to the conc'usion of the two-mile route. CAP recommends that, whenever possib'e, fans take the Metro Rai' system to the Pico/Chick Hearn station adjacent to the parade route rather than attempt to drive into the STAP'ES Center and Figueroa area. Parking will be availab'e in the downtown lots surrounding STAP'ES Center and the Figueroa corridor, yet street c'osures beginning the night before are l'ke'y to make morning traffic far more difficu't. We at CAP anticipate 'APD c'osing Figueroa Street between O'ympic Bou'evard to the north and Jefferson Bou'evard on the south beginning at midnight Sunday. Other road c'osures include Chick Hearn Court between Figueroa Street and Cherry Street; Cherry Street between O'ympic and Pico Bou'evards; F'ower Street between Washington and Jefferson Bou'evards; Jefferson Bou'evard between Figueroa and Hoover Streets; and a'' intersections a'ong the two-mi'e route as designated by the 'os Ange'es Po'ice Department (a'so known as the 'APD) and Department of Transportation. 'APD and DOT anticipate reopening major intersections a'ong Figueroa Street as the parade commences, pending pedestrians in those areas having dispersed and other safety conditions being met which I can assure you they wi''. So 'ong everybody. Go 'akers! 'AKERS P'ANNED PARADE ROUTE
Hour Two Tonight..Jay Santos On The Firing Range With The CAP..Hour Three-Reverand David Castorini Thinks The Zoo Ape Exhibit Is An Insult To God's Law..
Was Jay Santos at the Lady Gaga show in Bangkok? Tonight, 9:15pm PDT PhilTV here, BSP onlyLady fucking Gaga
// LOS ANGELES LAKERS HOST DOWNTOWN PARADE TO CELEBRATE 16TH NBA CHAMPIONSHIP From the desk of Brigadier Admiral Jay Santos 'OS ANGE'ES – The 'os Ange'es 'akers wi'' host a ce'ebratory parade for a'' 'ocal fans on Monday, June 21, starting at STAP'ES Center and trave'ing south on Figueroa Street to Jef ferson Bou'evard, just north of the USC campus and Ga'en Center. By defeating the Boston Ce'tics for the 2010 NBA championship, the 'akers not on'y earned the franchise’s 16th 'eague tit'e but a'so repeated as champions for the third time in the past decade. The 'akers have won back-to-back tit'es a tota' of seven times in franchise history, tying the NBA mark previous'y he'd by the Ce'tics. Tonight’s victory marks on'y the fourth of the 'akers’ 16 NBA tit'es that went to a deciding seventh game, and the first time besting the Ce'tics in a seventh game. Based on attendance for the 2002 NBA championship parade and 'ast season’s festivities, the Citizens Auxi'iar y Police anticipate a crowd of between maybe 2,000  and probab'y a mi''ion fans 'ining the two-mi'e parade route a'ong South Figueroa Street. Whi'e the City of 'os Ange'es and hometown 'akers he'd an accompanying ra''y attended by more than 95,000 inside the Co'iseum to mark the 2009 championship, this time around, p'ayers wi'' interact with fans from a customized f'at-bed f'oat, equipped with audio capabi 'ities. That wi'' he'p to mitigate anticipated pedestrian and traffic congestion, whi'e a'so re'ieving security, sanitation and other civic demands otherwise required of the privately funded 2010 ceremonies. Beginning at approximate'y e'even a.m. (PDT), 'akers p'ayers and their famil'es wi'' board the customized f'oat at STAP'ES Center, and begin winding their way down South Figueroa Street toward the USC campus before turning east on Jefferson Bou'evard at the Ga'en Center to comp'ete the parade. A convoy of doub'e-decker, open-air buses and other attending vehic'es wi'' carry 'akers coaches and staff, members of the Buss fami'y ownership group, team officia's, and the 'aker Gir's to the conc'usion of the two -mile route. CAP recommends that, whenever possib'e, fans take the Metro Rai' system to the Pico/Chick Hearn station adjacent to the parade route rather than attempt to drive into the STAP'ES Center and Figueroa area. Parking will be availab'e in the downtown lots surrounding STAP'ES Center and the Figueroa corridor, yet street c'osures beginning the night before are l'ke'y to make morning traffic far more difficu't. We at CAP anticipate 'APD c'osing Figueroa Street between O'ympic Bou'evard to the north and Jefferson Bou'evard on the south beginning at midnight Sunday. Other road c'osures include Chick Hearn Court between Figueroa Street and Cherry Street; Cherry Street between O'ympic and Pico Bou'evards; F'ower Street between Washington and Jefferson Bou'evards; Jefferson Bou'evard between Figueroa and Hoover Streets; and a'' intersections a'ong the two-mi'e route as designated by the 'os Ange'es Po'ice Department (a'so known as the 'APD) and Department of Transportation. 'APD and DOT anticipate reopening major intersections a'ong Figueroa Street as the parade commences, pending pedestrians in those areas having dispersed and other safety conditions being met which I can assure you they wi''. So 'ong everybody. G o 'akers! 'AKERS P'ANNED PARADE ROUTE
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