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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Is there too much DNA exoneration going on? Jay santos thinks so. Even though DNA evidence proved a man's innocence in Texas...after 30 years of incerceration....Jay believes it's better to just keep people in prison, even if they're innocent. Letting them go, he believes, "makes monkeys out of law enforcement." What would he say to a guy locked up for something he didn't do? "Tough toenails." Later on Larry Grover talks about being fired from his job at Culver Print for sexual harassment. A new shop manager arrived and it was a female with a very large chest. So Larry started cavorting around the shop with two volleyballs shoved under his sweater entertaining his male coworkers. The woman walked in on this exhibition and promptly had him fired. Larry thinks that as long as you keep your prejudices to yourself it should be no problem. How was he to know this woman showed up for work on time, every morning, at 9am?

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log Fopr Thursday, May 12, 2011

Tonight Steve Bosell tells us he got called into his daughters school again, this time because she overheard him say he wants to see the Bin Laden death photo. Steve put up with the usual abuse from the liberalized children of CK Corona School but for the first time admitted to wanting to throw Bradley, the know-it-all 11 year old, from his car at a high speed. He also gave us insight into "Mrs Proctor" the school principal who never speaks, always wears a commencement gown and once called his home at night just to be heard breathing into the receiver Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined Phil in his second hour to explain why there has been a rash of people on airliners "going crazy" and trying to open cabin and cockpit doors. Jay feels it's some kind of Osama-inspired psychosis but not serious. More serious, says Jay, is attempting to restrain those people. Their "hysterical adrenaline" may kick in and they will have enough strength to tear the door off and "suck everyone out of the cabin!"

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Vernon Dozier's reaction to the Oakland police clearing the streets of Occupy protesters set off alarms around Belmar Acadamy. Dozier, a senior and junior class advisor,  told his students that he felt a stress release when he saw the Oakland police"cleaning up the hippies." He described it as an "Oooh yeaah" moment with "a little bit of a hip thrust." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is traveling to Denver to question the mother of a little boy, age 7, who presents as a female and who has joined the Girl Scouts as a result. Jay says there is so much of that "presenting as a woman stuff" happening that a lot of men, including him, are wondering from day to day whether they should be putting on a dress or a pair of pants to start the day. With David G. Hall, Father James McQuarters and Jack Armstrong.

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Show Log For Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Tonight, leading the first hour off was German writer Shoel Heller who was perplexed by Americans and their going back and forth come election time. "First you like Obama, then you don't, then you do, then you don't. " At this rate, said Mr. Heller, with Germany looking to America for its example, "we might as well go back to National Socialism. Good strong leadership and we're not flip-flopping every two years."                                  Recent voting Later came Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay and his "sub-commanders" were at polling places today looking at the way people are dressed. "Some of these people were not dressed appropriately. One guy had a pic in his hair and another guy had on swim trunks. I saw another woman wearing a Van de Kamps waitress uniform." Jay said he and his men were sending people home to get into suits and formal head wear until the LA County Sherrif showed up and "made us sit on the curb all lined up like bitches" so that people driving by made fun of them in their bermuda shorts and pith helmets.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Hour 1:Vernon Dozier thinks soccer stadiums should be spotless after games because Hispanics do domestic work.Hour 2:Steve Bosell is suing Kenny Rogers Roasters as well as his wife because of a humiliating incident that occurred there this past weekend involving a lost wallet. Coast to Coast with Art Bell: Art and General Johnson Jameson attempt to make contact with the ghost of Bob Denver.Hour 3:Jay Santos & the Citizens Auxiliary Police are visiting elementary schools in Southern California to talk to young people about safety and crime. This presentation includes a simulation of a drug hallucination where Jay removes all of his clothing.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Hour 1:Jay Santos is on to talk to Phil about how he stops teenage girls and asks them if they have bisexual tendencies. Listeners are outraged and offended that Jay would even stoop to that level.Hour 2:Raj Faneen is on with Phil tonight to talk about his recent trip to Disneyland. He went on The Jungle Cruise ride...he felt offended by the attendants comments. Callers are outraged that he took the comments personal...Raj believes he speaks on behalf of all Arab-Americans.Hour 3:Austin Amarca is on with Phil discussing how his brother died in Hurricane Andrew. He feels Katrina was coming for him because Andrew took his brother. Callers are outraged and think Austin is stupid and is not using his brain. One caller is so upset that Austin is capitalizing on National Disasters.

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"Hey Phil, I have been trying to find out the name and location of the first episode I ever heard from you. It was the Jay Santos 8 piece bucket of extra crispy chicken episode. In the skit Jay makes claims that on his lunch break he doesn't have to perform his duties. I think there was a lady trapped in a flood and Jay questioned if 'She made a bonehead play' Any help you can give me would be great, I'm a backstage pass member too (scottfla77) Thanks for helping me to laugh for all these years."

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Show Log For Thursday April 10, 2014

                                   Bill: "He'd slit your throat for a farthing Speech impediments were the order of the day on this mornings show. Another Phil Phlip Out as well, this time on what a bunch of stumble-bums they have at CNN and Fox on the handling of this school stabbing story. Phil said that they're all making it worse and they all blow cow. Later on Art Griego gave his morning report on Malaysia Air Flight 370 while Phil was dealing with General Shaw's voice cracking again and "squeeking out." Jay Santos talked about the recovery of a kidnap victim by the elite FBI Hostage Rescue Team. Jay got excited about what he said was an operation where FBI people "swooped in and swooped up the guy and then swooped out again." Meanwhile Jay almost strangled to death on his inability to pronounce the letter "L." And Reverend Dave Castorini came on the show to talk about same sex marriage but because he apparently had not taken his Adderal his speech started to "Fudd," or sound like Elmer Fudd. Get a BSP and quit throwing your money into a toilet everyday...

Friday, May 17, 2002

Hour 1: Jay Santos is calling in bomb threats and reports of molesters to gauge how law enforcement is responding, because Bush dropped the ball. Jay refers to "Butt, Montana". Phil closes with flashback of 2002-05-16b BDO, Phil says he doesn't really like Hawaii. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

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Wall Street is really a bunch of retired people who are stockholders of various companies and don’t care whether you get fired and thrown in the street or not. Show Log For Wednesday January 11, 2012

Tonights show featured Ted Bell explaining that Wall Street is really a bunch of retired people and people with disabilities who are stockholders of various companies and want the price to stay high. They don't care whether you get fired and thrown in the street or not as long as they are making mon-eee! "I'd like to kick in one of these faces of Meth until the face looks better," says Jay Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police commented on a video showing a woman being struck by a police officer aboard a commuter train. "People need to understand that you need to show a police officer respect. Stand up straight, don't chew gum, don't have your hands in your pockets and don't give us no code talk like 'Wow, you know where I can get a piled pork sandwich?' We know what that's about," said Jay.
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