Bob Green from Frazier Foods says he isn't selling corn this year during Labior Day weekend in honor of the sacrifices of Native Americans. Turns out he's just paying back a Native American lending agency for a loan by not competing with an American Indian co-op opening up.... Later it was Professor Jeff Dowdder of Cal Tech telling Phil that a man who cut off all of his toes in order he later claimed to escape a trailer that had landed on his foot is most likely making the whole thing up. Older people do that, says Jeff

Phil talked about tonights debate with Bobbie Dooley who was more concerned with the fact Obama and Romney appeared to be standing in the same place on the stage when seen from the front or back on TV...but were looking in opposite directions when addressing Jim Lehrer, the moderator..... A caller, Charlie, debated Karen Deauville's brother Jerry on the topic of who would make a better president. Jerry was more interested in the fact there was still a Malibu Gran Prix open near him... Also General Gaylen Shaw and Jeff Dowdder called in. Jeff wanted to straighten Bud out on who won the Civil war. It wasn't that Bud didn't know the Union won. He just didn't know whether the Union 'was the North or the South.' And when it came time for the South to 'get it's ass kicked for killing Lincoln, did they come North or did we go there?' John Wilkes booth or "Jack Boo"?

Harvey Weirman talked with Phil and his crew about the old days of the "spaghetti western" although he can't quite remember or figure out what calling them that had to do with the fact they were shot in Spain The passing of Dave Brubeck was occasion for a visit from drummer Jeff Dowdder, front man for the band Darque Horse. Jeff not only explained 5/4 time as it pertained to the Brubeck hit "Take Five" but demonstrated "9/8 time," a demonstration that left him exhausted and near passing out... Bud, Robert and Margaret tried to explain to Phil that the greatest jazz crossover hit of all time was Vince Guaraldi's "Theme From a Peanut," or "Peanut Theme" or "Peanuts Theme" or "Theme from Charlie Brown's Peanut" or "whatever it was called..." Rudy Canosa demonstrated the proper way to order tequila...it's very similar to how Rudy greets a beautiful woman....only it sounds more even brain-damage!