Vernon Dozier gave us some behind the scenes from the BCS title game. When the camera isn't on a coach like Nick Saban, whose team is winning by 35 points, the coach is usually "in the stands playing grab ass, having a bottle of suds or eating barbecue." Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, CA, the owner of "Norton 'Splodes Enner'tainmen" and an aspiring "adult film producer" talked to Phil about psychopaths that prey on single women in the Southern California bar scene. Chris explained that when he and his friends Guy Babcock, Jeff Velour, and Steve Bodine walk in they "chase the psychos out of there because all the women are more attracted to us."  Jeff Dowdder also made an appearance to prove to people how similar to Chris Norton's voice his voice is after Norton hung up on Phil for calling him 'Jeff' too many times.

Vernon Dozier exhibited signs of being possessed by Gwylick, who according to Father James McQuarters, is one of Lucifer's demons but "an idiot." Vernon was therefore briefly possessed by a "dumbass demon." Father McQuarters claims to have seen this type of thing before. A man in New York City was possessed by Gwylick and while tied to a bed and spitting up guacamole he said things like "your sisters underwear is under my bed" and "go get me some Swizzlers..."  Larry Grover was angry about what he sees as the "kid glove treatment" President Obama is getting over Sandy while Bush got reamed on Katrina..... We ran out of time and Phil was too bored with the topic so Larry was told 'maybe some other time' and the hour ended with him sobbing into the phone... Jeff Dowdder talked with Phil about the Nirvana "reunion" with Paul McCartney and how Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain's widow, did not approve of McCartney's inclusdion. Dowdder told Phil it's hard to say no to a Beatle and even did a bit of psychodrama with Phil, playing the part of McCartney, while Phil played the part of Dave Grohl... Finally, space talk..a discussion of what our heads would look like if we have to breath ethane instead of oxygen. Bud voted for "a barbecue."