Tonight is was Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, on why a 16 year old girl would take off on a bike and then say she was kidnapped as happened in Northern California recently. The girl was actually with friends where she shouldn't have been. But Vernon says most of these girls grab their bikes and ride over to "the rich side of town to have sex with a guy who owns a hockey team." (He played "Poor Side Of Town" by Johnny Rivers here) Leave the kids alone, reasons Mr. Dozier, as they are just looking for some privacy after their mothers "shoved their big noses into the girls diary." Mavis Leonard, elementary school teacher, supported a Massachusetts program that passes out condoms to 6 and 7 year olds, even over the objections of their parents. "We don't need children from families with syphilitics in their medical history jumping off of daddy's flat-bed truck and hobling into school infecting our teachers." Phil was so disgusted he hung up on everyone...Mavis, the callers, everybody....

Larry Grover and Mavis Leonard: Larry is running for Congress and wants points for being honest about dating a 15 year old last summer. Miss Mavis is a substitute teacher who knows which kids play with road kill or wet their beds so she can keep them under control...

We had Pastor William Rennick tonight along with Father James McQuarters talking about having ones sins forgiven...for a price. Pastor Rennick will pray with people over whatever sin and at the end after HE has forgiven them he'll suddenly say "Now what are you gonna do for me....?" Mavis Leonard came on the show later to say she wanted to donate money to Pastor Rennicks church but "he didn't have change for a fifty." Assistant Pastor Bill Glidden joined the discussion to try and explain things to Mavis but she chastised him for "that bright blue suit you wear." With Justin McCelroy, David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier....

"Phil discussed the passing of Sheriff John Rovick, a childrens show host in Los Angeles during the fifties and sixties. Margaret sang Sheriff John's 'Birthday Song' but gave it a scat feel that bugged Phil... 'I gave it the Cab Callaway. Big deal,' said Margaret." Show Log For Friday October 12, 2012Phil talked about Godzilla tonight, or as Margaret called him, "God-zura or God-zeeya." It was her opinion and Buds as well that Phil creating a photo of a giant baby sitting in downtown Tokyo would be traumatic for the Japanese people to see... Phil discussed the passing of Sheriff John Rovick, a childrens show host in Los Angeles during the fifties and sixties. Margaret then tried to sing Sheriff John's "Birthday Song" but gave it a scat feel that bugged Phil... "I gave it the Cab Callaway. Big deal," said Margaret. Herb Sewell joined the show to discuss Taliban death threats against a fourteen year old girl in Pakistan and the fact that "Phil's big mouth could get him into hot water too."  Phil took a lot of heat tonight from Margaret and Bud. As he fractured his grammar at one point by saying "He don't know" Margaret remarked "Phil, you talk like you use the pages of a catalogue to wipe with. My God."Mavis uses Harry Potter pages as "ass-wipe." Speaking of wiping, Mavis Leonard expressed her disdain for the Harry Potter books saying she's torn all the pages out of those books and folded them neatly into a "stack of ass-wipes on the toilet tank. Real handy."