Dave Oliva talks about the latest burger sensation in LA, the Sween Burger, and his battles with a troll named Loud Clown. Bobbie Dooley prepares for the Springtacular fashion show, and Ted Bell is irate that a local food critic has called his Ted Bell Beef Linkette the "thumb dick" of bar food.

The show kicks off with a visit from Ted Bell, who feels some people have been making money on his back, i.e. the movie TED, United rebranded as TED, and of course the TED talks. Later Vernon Dozier recaps the disappointing softball season.

Ted Bell goes to bat for Steve Bosell in his battle with Erica Dorton, the phone-breather headmistress at CK Corona Middle School. But what's his ulterior motive? Later on, Dr. William Brown, the animal rights activist that hates animals, talks about living like a rodent.