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Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn't believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious "residual," an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic.                                    Mayan Bud milked the whole "Stand By Your Mayan" joke... Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as "wise" because "we need our MA-MA's. " Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking's bad taste Polish jokes... Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the "Age of Aquarius" Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical "Hair" all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang "Age of Aquarius" with husband Frank cheering her on.
by Margaret Grey  Vince Neil, he of Motley Crue, attempted to gain some news ink for himself and his band in the usual manner last night by getting arrested in Las Vegas on a drunken driving charge. The Mötley Crüe singer was being held-down....I mean, held at the Clark County jail pending a shower, some breakfast and a court appearance. There are no further details at present but Neil wisely chose driving while inebriated because people will think "Oh, No, a relapse!" given the frontman's 1984 drunk driving charge when he had an accident that killed his passenger, Hanoi Rocks drummer Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley. While not killing anyone this time, it's still the first significant play he's had in the press since Jesus -knows-when. By the way, in the 1984 accident, Neil was subsequently sentenced to a mere 30 days in jail and he was segregated from the rest of the OC Jail population so it's no wonder he'd decide to drink and drive again. In fact, the question is "What took him so long?" That's if anyone with brains is asking it. Motley Crue fans won't. The timing of the incident is obvious for Neil given that both his new CD, and his forthcoming memoir, are titled Tattoos and Tequila. Neil also has his own tequila line, Tres Rios, and earlier this month opened the Vince Neil Tres Rios Cantina at the Las Vegas Hilton. Tres Rios is not Cabo Wabo but Vince Neil is not Sammy Hagar and Motley Crue is not Montrose and...well, you get it. By the way, as expected and to add to the mystery, Vince Neil’s spokesperson was unavailable for comment.
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Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an "air jockey" getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself "like in the Dracula movies."              God...or Santa with his shirt off? Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus "even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They're turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!" Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars "belongs to me..I mean...it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build...I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!"
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We all remember the "Eggplant" scene in 'True Romance.' It was one of those moments in cinema history. You were laughing and recoiling. It was funny and it hurt. Dennis Hopper, moments from death, baits Christopher Walken's character, who's about to kill him, by saying "n*****" and Italians are related. He calls Walken an "eggplant." Boom! No more Hopper. But the fact is it's an interesting point, however offensively delivered. Interesting not because it may or may not be true but because it always gets a reaction from Italians. It bothers them, the idea their ancestors are descended from northward migrating Africans. Ask yourself this: How many Italians do you know that voted for Obama?
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