Why not Batman?
Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you’ll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by “Burglar,” a new singular denotation of criminals that ilegally gain entry to private residences. Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as “the victim.” Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was “pistiol-whipped” by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels. Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson or Haley Joel Osmont because “precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth.”
Whatever
