Tonight, Art Griego, a videographer, reveals he has video recorded thousands of child births secretly in hospitals around southern California so there is a record of them. He holds them in an archive at his house. He approaches the parents and offers to sell the tape to them but if there are no takers he lets them know he’s going home to watch the tapes over and over and over again…in the hopes that the husband will get pissed off and make a purchase.
You idiot. Where’s the camera?!
Next up was Dr. Ron Tarner who has scheduled a science fair for Super Bowl Sunday and he doesn’t care if students and parents miss the game. You see Dr. Tarner once had a promising football career in college but he played behind the great Ed McCaffrey at Stanford, a “white guy who was a wide reciever. Pretty rare.” McCaffrey got drafted, Dr. Tarner didn’t and Dr. Tarner has hated football ever since. “To put it simply, if the choice was between mating two hamsters or letting the NFL exist, I’d send the NFL–players, coaches, owners–into The Furnace
