Bill: “He’d slit your throat for a farthing
Speech impediments were the order of the day on this mornings show. Another Phil Phlip Out as well, this time on what a bunch of stumble-bums they have at CNN and Fox on the handling of this school stabbing story. Phil said that they’re all making it worse and they all blow cow. Later on Art Griego gave his morning report on Malaysia Air Flight 370 while Phil was dealing with General Shaw’s voice cracking again and “squeeking out.” Jay Santos talked about the recovery of a kidnap victim by the elite FBI Hostage Rescue Team. Jay got excited about what he said was an operation where FBI people “swooped in and swooped up the guy and then swooped out again.” Meanwhile Jay almost strangled to death on his inability to pronounce the letter “L.” And Reverend Dave Castorini came on the show to talk about same sex marriage but because he apparently had not taken his Adderal his speech started to “Fudd,” or sound like Elmer Fudd. Get a BSP and quit throwing your money into a toilet everyday…
