Hi, sailor!
Phil discussed the Arizona anti-gay legislation with youth minister David Castorini. Reverand Castorini loves the sinner but hates the sin even though he himself bought an industrial sized can of Crisco “just to have and fantasize over but not act out on.” Phil also took the Kinsey test and despite having watched gay porn, Phil came out totally hereosexual on his score which bothered and confused Larry Grover. Pastor William Rennick came on to comment on Margaret Grey’s recent gospel breakfast. The song “Jesus has the Jiffy Pop” got the Pastor hungry and he went out looking for Cracker Jacks….
