Harvey Weirman’s Newsbreak got off to a shaky start. Then Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills is angry that someone dropped a note in the “Ted” suggestion box saying “monkeys have the mental capacity to cook.” Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police fills everyone in on a new auxiliary force in “the worlds largest meth lab,” Alaska. It’s the Igloo Community Eskimo Patrol. And Gloria Grover witnesses an Ed Elcott accident with a penis pump.
