Steve Bosell has a problem with how muscular the female gymnasts were in the Olympics. “They got arms wider then their thighs.” He’s decided to withdraw his daughter from gymnastics class for fear she’ll be “just another monkey swinging around inside a gym.”
Margaret Grey has a different Olympic problem. She feels the male gymnasts are pulling their legs behind their heads and their crotches up to their faces to “make it look like they’re giving themselves a you-know-what.” Margaret is “deeply offended as a woman.”
With Frank Grey and Larry Grover