July 16, 2010
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks in the Armenian capital Yerevan, Sunday, July 4, 2010, during her brief visit to the ex-Soviet nation. Mrs.. Clinton recently appealed to Armenia and Azerbaijan for a peaceful resolution of a long-running territorial dispute between the neighboring ex-Soviet states, but there were no outward signs of fresh diplomatic progress.
”Human rights are gay rights,” Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said recently, “and gay rights are human rights, once and for all.” Oh Boy, get her. We wouldn’t go near that one. Doesn’t she know that Muslims hate gays? What’s she trying to do? Further radicalize our enemies with gay talk? And yes, of course, while we do have something in common with our enemies which is our dislike of the gay whatchamacallit, Clinton is the real enemy here selling out Muslims to cozy with gays even though we don’t like Muslims. Actually, we don’t like radical Muslims. That’s it. But there are no gays that we like so we like Muslims more than gays. Whew! That was close. Anyway, we say to hell with both which means we support Muslims not liking gays but we’d also support gays not liking Muslims although that would be embarrassing because of the “we agree with gays” aspect. Fuck it.
