Tonights Show Material

04-01-10 schedule and audio
April Fools Jokes Keep People on their Toes
Boss Doesn’t Find Your April Fool’s Joke Funny
Taser Used on 10-Year-Old; Policemen Suspended
US Navy frigate captures 5 pirates near Seychelles
(As You’d Like to Hear Them?) *Perils of ‘chexting’ hit spotlight with Tiger Woods, Jesse James
Excitement Builds for Release of Apple’s iPad
Planned Sarah Palin CSU speech stirs California protest
Mom Banned From School After ‘Nazi’ Comment
Poll: More blame Obama for poor economy, unemployment
Couples Prioritize Husbands’ Careers Over Wives’
Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could ‘Capsize’ After Marine Buildup
Kan. abortion doc’s murderer gets life prison term
‘Niggardly Obama’ Billboard Generates Outrage In Acampo
Reaction mixed to idea of East Coast drilling
Pope has immunity in abuse trials: Vatican
Anna Paquin Announces She’s Bisexual For True Colors Fund PSA
Racist radio ads draw challenge
For Pennies, a Disposable Toilet That Could Help Grow Crops
Terry Lakin: Army Officer Joins Birthers, Defies Orders
Stories we didn’t get to