Month: August 2010

……..on your show and almost had a heart failure!
I was an airline pilot for 40 years and now fly as a charter pilot after retirement. I have never, ever heard of the garbage this woman kept repeating and insisting it was the truth. No Captain or F/A would ever, EVER off load a mother because her child was crying! 9/11 had nothing to do with babies crying! Majority of airline crews and passengers are normal human beings and understand babies cry and are very tolerant of those parents. Babies cry because their inner ears do not equalize the pressure differential in the descent. It is very painful and I am sure you have experienced this pain if you’ve ever flown with a cold.
I have also raised 6 children of my own and I have never heard of torturing and beating an infant to make it go quiet!
This stupid woman is a fraud and a child abuser and should be committed!
I have never struck a woman in my life, but I would love to “fan slap” this crazy bitch into sanity!

Regards,

Name withheld by us on account of not embarrassing the poor guy”

Where does it end?

With Lloyd Bonafide from May 2006

Tonight Margaret Grey, the nationally syndicated columnist for the Dicklin Syndicate, took on the issue of the woman that slapped her baby on the Southwest flight and subsequently had the child taken from her.

                                    Slapped

Margaret said the airline was out of line. Slapping babies to get them to quiet down has been popular among women that travel with infants ever since the work of Dr. Daigle was released. Dr. Daigle’s “behavioral hue” chart shows a mother to what hue of red a mother should slap her babies face before the child is “emotionally” normalized. By standing up and windmilling the arm across the kids face or using a “backhand-forehand approach” you quiet the child and calm passengers sitting nearby, keeping them from storming you and your child and pitching you off the plane at the next airstrip. Next hour Brass Villenueva of Los Malos, a “latino empowerment group”, told Phil that Ameriican’s need to accept the Ground Zero mosque the way you sometimes have to grab the edges of the mattress or bite down on “the rubber thing they put in your mouth” before electro-shock. When Phil says that a proud people never submit to that kind of insult, Brass says that Americans are being “babies” and “sissies” and need to bite the towel like his people learned to do.

Your Name: Mike Henderson
Subject: Survivor Bit
Message: Phil, Years ago when you were on KFI. I heard a bit about Retard Survivor. The prize was 1 million dollars and a night with a supermodel. For the life of me. I can’t find it in the archives. It would probably help if I knew which character it was.

Mike

Your Name: Ashley Thibodeaux
Subject: Lloyd Bonafide gets t-bagged
Message: I would like to hear the bit where Lloyd Bonafide claims that he was intentionally t-bagged by his neighbors cat. I’ve only heard it once and I can’t find it anywhere!! I LOVE your genius show!!!!!!! :)

“Tonight’s winner will receive a copy of my autobiography entitled:’ The Joy of Gunning Down Japs on Saipan as They Ran Toward Their Ships That Were Burning in the Harbor Because the Navy Flyboys Put A Torch To Them'”—

One of the most iconic photographs of WW2. A US Marine holds a baby found in a cave full of corpses

William

Subject: Greatness 

You’re the man! Thank you for cracking me up on a daily basis for years now. Continued success to you, sir. Quick question…I recall a show, from the 03-06? era, about Vernon Dozier becoming involved in a bar fight, possibly with some of his players. I think he may have been trying to “teach them a lesson” as well. I don’t remember much more. I need to find that show! Again, keep up the amazing work…it’s great.

“Every four years we’re Norways bitch.”

…also December 11, 2001 features Pastor William Rennick and the full “Smoldering Jesus” show..