Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier, high school football 'strategist', says US forces should use his expertise. SECOND HALF. "I'm an American" Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide saw his wife come out of the shower with a towel on her head and a blowdryer and thought she was a terrorist. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Taliban and identification laws. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Bud Dickman's NFL picks. Phil talks about the FCC crackdown on radio obscenity. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Top Ten while wearing a gas mask.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about 9/11 events. SECOND HALF. Bob Green wrote "Reverends, Ministers, and Religious Visions". He thinks Jesse Jackson knows where Osama bin Laden is and thinks he should be sent to Afghanistan. Hour 2: The Jim Rome Show. Phil talks about Whitewater and 9/11 news, and takes calls. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray is moving from the US to London for five years because she is scared after 9/11. SECOND HALF. Phil mentions the PHS theatrics, relates the world to a cyclotron, takes calls about 9/11.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Steve Bosell is afraid of giving blood as part of a 9-11 blood drive, and refers to himself as one of the silent 9-11 victims. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about 9/11 prophecies and talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil rebuts the ideas that 9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy, talks to callers. SECOND HALF. Jeff Dowder on Army Reserves. he says he doesn't belong in no Army. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about DJing in the old days, and talks about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Dean Wheeler is speaking badly about President Bush. Dean had to cancel his new age Purging and Enema Expo.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Ted Bell is upset that his limo driver can't carry his bags into LAX Airport anymore because of the new security restrictions. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos wants to identify non-Americans by making them sing God Bless America. SECOND HALF. Phil says his show is a panacea for 9/11 depression, talks about 9/11 events, and the coming airline layoffs. Hour 3: Colleen Kristen Brewster wants a fundraiser for travel agents rather than only for first responders. SECOND HALF. Phil picked up Maria from the airport and says the current state of flying is depressing, and maybe everyone on planes should carry a weapon. Phil talks with callers.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. At 30m Phil talks about Nostradamus and a DJ who took the day off when the planets lined up, and was allowed to.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.