Hour 1: FIRST HALF. (George Harrison has died.) Phil talks about how Star Wars will age, the 1960s generation gap and the Beatles. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-09-26b Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-11-05b Vernon Dozier. SECOND HALF. Rerun of 2001-11-08a Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Rerun of 2001-11-30a Beatles. SECOND HALF. Rerun of 2001-10-05b

Hour 1: Flashback of Straight Outta Chatsworth. Phil talks about his home being messy, does some flashbacks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka is a store Santa who promises kids absolutely anything they want and has no regrets. Phil closes by talking about Santa and presents. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton wants to pose nude in Playboy showing men what to do when around sexy women. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about being invited to the Aspen Comedy Festival, and the fake 9-11 firefighter.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier is furious over the Aladdin soundtrack because it's patently anti-American. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Phil Linton quiz. he offered huge prizes for impossibly hard questions. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is charging a woman in her HOA 90 dollars a month who is claiming to be the first to say that the missionaries arrested in Afghistan were dumb and ugly. Phil closes talking about Harry Potter. Hour 3: Phil talks about the show, does RC Collins with Straight Outta Chatsworth, and talks about Howard Hughes and his hygienic compulsions.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler with California Chi Experience. a sweat lodge followed by an enema from the barrel of a Winchester to cleanse warmongering Americans of latent guilt. SECOND HALF. Phil hates IFBs, talks about movies. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos is shutting down the Vagina Monologues, throwing burkas over the actors to encourage some self-reflection. It turns out that when he was a kid his mom showed him her 'gina, and he gets into hysterics over women out there talking about their genitals. SECOND HALF. Afghanistan news, Carl Chodillia with deep fried peanut butter sandwiches. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Jeff Dowder claims he was in the Army and had to use all kinds of laughable makeshift equipment. SECOND HALF. Phil on Vietnam, push-starting his car, autos in general.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about life at home, kids fighting, flashback to Bobbie's turkey baster bit. SECOND HALF. Bob Green and friends are having a male-only dance night at a bar, but they're not gay. He says if anyone gives them trouble, they're gonna rock their world. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray proposes a eugenics program to clone Hollywood's great actors and directors. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about taking the kids to a crowded Harry Potter movie and violent PS2 games. Hour 3: Herb Sewell wants the Marines in Afghanistan to install exotic golf courses in Afghanistan, because he's rich and pays a lot of money in taxes. Phil closes with a rant about TV in his house.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-25b Jim Sadler. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-10a Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-24a Larry Grover. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-11-06b Hour 3: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-09-24b RCC Osama at Blockbuster. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-19a

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-19b TBE. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-25a. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-11-02b. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-04b Margaret Gray. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-22b.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about websites with his name as the domain name. SECOND HALF. Roland Schwinn's Thanksgiving Feast Exhibition. He eats in front of the homeless to encourage them to do better. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley won't eat at a friends house because she thinks the turkey baster was used for insemination. SECOND HALF. Phil commentary, Radio Free Afghanistan with Raj Fahneen. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide says veterans and RV drivers should not have to use turn signals. SECOND HALF. Commentary, RC Collins calls in.

Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing his wife and mother in law (who has cancer) for not letting him make the cranberry sauce. Hour 2: David G Hall wants Phil to quit saying negative things about Osama Bin Laden. Hour 3: Phil talks to callers about stuff.

Hour 1: Bob Green says he's wrote better magic stories than the Harry Potter welfare lady, so he's urging people to go to bookstores and set Harry Potter books on fire. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Rudy Canoza is a store owner who sounds a foghorn alert if fat women come in. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers about things like pro football. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says people should not sing Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' song if they really haven't done things Frank Sinatra's way. Vernon ends up in a bar fight with Lloyd Bonafide after a Sinatra Cover Song goes poorly (R Hutchins). Phil closes with commentary.