Monday, May 31, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-03-11 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-04-12 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2004-03-10 hour one.

Friday, May 28, 2004 Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about the prison pictures in Iraq. Art Bell comes on and speaks to Ross, General Johnson Jameson and Igor about a new planet discovered. Phil salutes the American military and encourages people to remember service members during Memorial day. Hour 2: Margaret Gray thinks that flying the flag on Memorial Day is just going to piss off the terrorists even more. We shouldn't wave the American flag at the Olympics because it's like "tossin' my kid into a wood chipper." Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide has a "One Man Show" called "A Living Casualty" that he presents at malls for Memorial Day. Phil Hendrie discusses High School Reunions

Thursday, May 27, 2004 Hour 1: Carl Misla is a writer from "The London Standard" with a less than glowing review of Madonna. He wanted Madonna to apologize for that show of hers. Hour 2: Phil interviews Michael Moore who is busy stuffing huge amounts of food into his gaping mouth. "Afghan Idol" with Ahmed Seacrest. Hour 3: Bud plays some blues... Dr. Jeff Dowder is on to talk about the benefits of face transplants, especially getting a Chinese face (w/ Bud).

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Herb Sewell, a former felon and pedophile, is now serving as a commencement speaker, but to callers he sounds unstable. Hour 3: Andrew Chase is an author who holds that Canada is technically still subserviant to the US, which still gives it marching orders.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos and his marriage problems. His wife wants him to talk to her more, but Jay wants her to have a boob job. If they can meet in the middle she won't have to go to that psychologist who is chiselling 200 an hour out of her. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, May 24, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jim Sadler asks what killing off TV characters on Friends and the Sopranos is doing to the American people. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley is proud of her pedigreed Golden Retriever dogs, saying if the dogs relieved themselves on your carpet, you should look on with pride.

Friday, May 21, 2004 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler groped some women at his yoga sessions, but asks why is that such a big deal considering what is happening in Iraq. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, May 20, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Steve Bosell feels emasculated because his whole family has seen the Nick Berg beheading video but he hasn't. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder saved a girl from a shark, and is asking the father for $10,000 as a reward.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Hour 1: Bob Green called an employee a raghead, and attorney Harvey Wireman joins him to defend him. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell's son painted swastikas as a high school prank and Ted defends his freedom of expression. Hour 3: Don Parsley was a contractor in Iraq who was rounded up by American forces and abused, and the psychological trauma left him homeless back in the US, but does a bad job trying to scam callers out of money. He says he's living in Los Angeles National Forest and his kids don't have any food, but he says if people are going to donate under $20, "just keep it". The story about his wife's terminal condition keeps changing, and callers get pissed.