Lloyd Bonafide paid us a rare visit, a rare visit indeed, as he talked about heroism; the heroism of his son Jerome who fell on a hand grenade in Vietnam and the heroism of the Japanese reactor workers who have stated they'll keep working to prevent meltdowns even though they know they're going to die. Lloyd stated without hesitation he considers all of them, his son included.....dumbasses. "You gotta have a screw loose!" says Lloyd.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley have gotten rid of "Jesus Eggs" and "the Jesus Bunny" because Easter is now not allowed at Western Estates given what Bobby calls "the seperation of the state and the church and everything." Meanwhile Bob Green empathizes with an Albany, New York man who missed a big lottery payoff when he decided not to go in with his friends one week in buying a ticket. But when Bob found out some of his employees won at MegaMillions, he didn't want to feel like Kat Stacks getting slapped off a bar stool by Bow Wow. He sued them "for a taste."

Dean Wheeler came back on the national show tonight to make his case for the continued use of gas leaf blowers, noisey, polluting contraptions used by a great many gardeners, because they help "our undocumented workers" get their gardening jobs done quicker. Brad Rivkind of Rivkind Advertising in Las Vegas was pitching his "Little Miss Showstopper" padded top for 7 year old girls. "Many women have heard 'Hey, beauty queen you ain't' but now they can be beauties through their 7 year olds" says Brad.

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We started off tonight with high school junior Justin McCelroy who. along with other braniac high schoolers, came up with a VMT, a vehicle mileage tax. He did he said because he wanted to punish his parents for driving around "like idiots" and for grounding him after he drank a Four Lokko and rolled his dads BMW. Next up was Dean Wheeler, a former teacher, who was reacting to the story of a high school shooting in Indiana. Dean said he met a young man who was a poptential threat at his school. But Dean cozied up to the kid, telling me he was justified in thinking certain people were douchebags. Bottom line: When the kid opened up...he didn't shoot Dean.

Tonight, Ray Burger of the Love On Course Brotherhood, a fellowship of Christian men who "were gay but are now cured" talked with Phil about touring area high schools, showing young men gay porn and then watching how they react. If they "still don't get how bad gay sex is then we do one on one work." The following hour Vernon Dozier, the new security director at Belmay Academy. tells Phil about a drill he staged. It's had to describe but it included an Asian talking to himself, a girl in a wheelchair rolling down some stairs and a water pistol.

Citizens Auxiliary Police Brigadier Admiral Jay Santos is monitoring activity near precious metal  businesses to make sure people aren't buying too much gold and starting a panic. He checks peoples purchases, asks them if they are trying to corner the market, if they plan on reporting the taxes and other intrusive, ignorant queries. In our next hour, Ted Bell tells Phil he was gracious enough to admit to a female customer that it was his condom she found in her baked potato and that he would be glad to comp her a new one. What does he get for his honesty? Listen...