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Is Phil On?….No, I Don’t Want To Look!…

I gotta get to work at the department store…When I get home I honestly will get going on my blog and my comedy writing bit ideas or however they say it….I’ll look just this once to see if he’s on but then I’ll turn him off. I don’t need to keep watching how original and funny Phil is. I’m original and funny too. I am. But I’ve had a few setbacks and I just need to polish up some concepts and ….what’s he doing there with the phone? I coulda thought that up….. F me

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Friday, June 3, 2011

Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie’s opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks “man he’s really asking for it.” Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the “Our Father” until the thrashing stops.

                     Typical Meth Addict

Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards “still has the smell of hog on him.” Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server’s and cocktail waitresses’ tip money. “Ten percent of their tips is generally what they’re going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!” Huh?

Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little….as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.