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Looks like it’s time to…..

…deal with the usual pack of assholes that comment here. I’ll kick off here and not in the comment section as a change of pace:
Dallas Jack,
Listen fuckhead Even Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have been on Fox but you’re too stupid to mix in the subtleties of promotion, irony and self-depracation. You’re just one of those cunts that came to me to learn about what was funny in the world. Get to work you lazy fuck
Phil

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Wednesday, June 1, 2011

RC Collins says that for him to fight and die for his country he’s going to need better stuff sent from home than handi-wipes and sunflower seeds. He wants the “civilians” to start spending some money. Kegs of root beer and “sausage san’wiches” are what he wants. And no peanuts either….

     Charlie as a younger man aboard ship

Charlie LeFountain is the father of a 14 year old girl he wants to protect from predators. He firgures if the kid is repulsive it’ll put them off. So he’s forcing her to over eat and gain weight until she’s obese. He’s also not allowing her to shower but two times a week “’til she smells like a goat.” Recently he spotted “some creep hanging around a street corner.” With his daughter and two of her friends in the car, Charlie stopped, got out some old Navy signalman flags and signaled to the guy “I got four of them…fat and repulsive.” Charlie claimed “the guy then turned on his heel and walked straight out of town.”

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots For Tuesday, June 1, 2011

Well, we kicked it off with Reverand David Castorini who, like Representative Anthony Weiner, sent a very graphic picture via Twitter to a young lady. Only Reverand Castorini admits it and says he’s apologized to all concerned so people need to stop judging him or they are sinning “against a reverand which is almost as bad as sinning against Jesus.” By the way, you don’t want to know what it was Castorini sent a picture of

Next hour Stephen Bosell had more problems with April Jr.’s school. Only this time he gives us more information about CK Corona Midle School and it’s mysterious headmistress “Erica Dorton” and it ain’t good. Thanks to @PHSIdeas at Twitter plus Owen Curnutt (@BreakfastLord) for the Bosell bit and Nicolas Peterson (@Mimekiller) for the Castorini idea