Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills came on to defend his restaurants slogan, "We want to put our meat in your mouth," from an increasingly strident chorus of detractors; the religious community and families. Ron Burlingame from San Antonio called the show to say he'd been in LA with his wife and two daughters when he saw a billboard with the slogan on it. "I pulled over and had to collect myself. And then, so my daughters who are 4 and 5 wouldn't know what I was talking about to my wife, I had to use hand signs. I pointed to my mouth and made a gagging sound!" Ted said his slogan wasn't any worse than "Finger lickin' good" (Colonel Sanders) or "Taste the rainbow" (Skittles) which he felt promoted "the gay lifestyle."

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Pastor William Rennick discussed the Jan Brewer, President Obama exchange. He said a white woman wagging her finger in a President's face was called the "Slop-Bucket Wag" because it was reminiscent of the days when the white woman of the house ordered the black man servant about. The Pastor said the way for Obama to have dealt with that was to "take two steps back, bow from the waist, ask her not to do it again and then bow from the waist again. If she did do it again, he should have bowed from the waist again, gone into the martial arts crouch and then given her a solar plexus shot." That's right. All of that bullshit the Pastor said. And it was funny as all hell. Phil wrapped up by talking about his various sleep disorders including sleepwalking and then peeing into the refrigerator.

A scheduled debate between Larry Grover representing Newt Gingrich and Bob Green representing Mitt Romney never really gets off the ground as Larry concedes almost from the start that Newts kooky "moon colony" idea probably killed his campaign. Larry worried that now people thought Gingrich belonged in a rubber room and Bob agreed with him.  Eventually they debated Arizona Governor Jan Brewer putting her finger in Obama's face in Phoenix with both Larry and Bob agreeing that Obama, in that situation, would have the right to slap or roundhouse kick her.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley talked about marriage and it's challenges when two people are polar opposite politically. This year Bobbie and Steve have reached an agreement. Bobbie will vote for Obama (she's a Republican) and Steve will let her take a new job at a magazine. Gradually we learn that Steve has "cuffed her a bit," has a criminal record, "closed" one of her eyes once and that she fears walking into a new job with her "jaw wired shut." BUT that ain't all.......

It was Raj Feneen and his son Tod joining Phil for a review of the President's State of the Union address. Raj felt slighted by the President. There was nothing in his speech that Raj wanted. "I want to move my company back to Egypt and take advantage of US tax breaks. What about me," he screamed. Raj also said that his 8 year old son Tod was on the show with him "because he's read the US tax code and understands it!" Later Bob Bakian reported from Wellington, New Zealand on the latest involving Kim Dotcom but when his "news music" runs out he again devolves into jibberish.

Brad Rivkind of Rivkind Advertising joined Phil to talk about his new, clear-eyed, dry-eyed, objective and unemotional documenatry on the life and times of Joe Paterno. However he wouldn't answer any questions that were the least bit insulting to "JoPa." So when Phil asked what year Paterno was born Brad answered "So you want to just get right down in the muck and play with it huh? Play with the filth?" Later Bob Green and RC Collins both reported on Congressman Rand Paul refusing a security pat-down in Nashville "because he didn't want to submit to and do the bidding of the TSA."

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